unexpected pick up
Q2 and i got a quick bite and drink at the bar next door- like literally next door, or i should say literally across the street, as in i walk five steps and i'm at the bar. . . it's a beautiful thing. in any case, we it's a cozp spot, dark and very european pub feeling. i order cava and venison sausage. Q2 orders cauliflower soup and salmon.
we're engrossed in conversation- the kind that only women can immerse themselves in.
there's a group of three elderly people, two men and a woman, sitting at the table to my right. occasionally i see one of the men staring at us.
while Q2 and i are polishing off our dinners, the group prepares to leave. the man that had been staring stops and introduces himself.
old staring man (OSM): i am looking for two pretty women and you two seem to fit the bill.
we stare at the man with both suspicion and surprise.
OSM: you see, i'm part of this organization called X and we are looking for pretty women to help advance our cause.
we continue to stare, now blankly, at OSM.
OSM: our case is that we believe every person can be a better self. not that you can't be better if you aren't pretty. . . in any case, here's my card. if you are interested in helping us with our cause, please give me a call.
V: hmm, alright. thanks.
Q2: yep. thanks.
i'm pretty amazed, (1) that a man that is old enough to be my grandfather would try to pick up two young women and (2) that he would try to use a charitable (?) organization to do so. . gotta give OSM some credit for his balls.
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