what kids learn in school

my nephew cracks me up whether he is hamming it up with goofy faces, silly songs, or dance moves. the highlight of the weekend was his "tooty tot" song with choreographed dance moves which he learned in school. . . it goes something like this.

a tooty tot a tooty tot, a tooty tah tah!

a tooty tot a tooty tot, a tooty tah tah!

thumbs up. elbows back. legs apart. knees together. bottoms up.

then, with his thumbs up, elbows pressed sharply back, legs standing shoulder length apart, knees close together and little body at a ninety degree angle, wes closes his eyes and sticks his tongue out and dances in a little circle. all the while grunting. . .

uh un uh uh. uh un uh uh. uh un uh UH!

it is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life. . . although i get the sneaking suspicion that his teacher is having the biggest laugh of us all.