he said/she said

rikitintin emailed me the following piece of hilarity. ENJOY!

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meetat a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long,so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but hemade no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewherequiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY
Today the Jets lost, but at least I got laid.